Who does not like cakes?

 This week the Charitable Paramour of the Parsonage made a little slip. As far as she might be concerned, it was a little slip, yet to me, it was a serious mix-up. 

It isn't generally that she commits errors that I can benefit on. I don't unveil this, particularly inside her earshot, however there are times that she commits an error, and I'm generally keeping watch for those occasions. 

With regards to me, I'm continually committing errors. I don't know that I can make a little slip since mine are a lot greater. What's more, the issue with this is, the Thoughtful Escort of the Parsonage consistently gets them, and at times, I don't have the foggiest idea how she does it, she gets them before I really do them. 

She calls it "lady's instinct," however I call it "man's difficulty." 

This previous week, for example, I had a meeting with my eye specialist. I was to get my new glasses, and I was restless about that. I told my better half that the physical checkup was on Wednesday. She countered that and said, "No, I trust it's on Thursday." 

"It's my arrangement," I said, two hands on my hips, "and I'll go when I need to." 

She saw me, chuckled, and afterward returned to what she was doing. I think I heard her murmuring something like, "He's 13 once more." 

I got to the eye specialist's office, strolled in as I was putting on my cover (I'm not very enamored with these veils), approached the counter, and endorsed in. At that point I went to sit and hold back to be called. 

Shortly, a medical attendant came dependent upon me and said, "Mr. Snyder, what are you doing here today?" 

"I'm here to get my glasses." 

"I'm heartbroken, your arrangement isn't until tomorrow." 

I took a gander at her with one of my shocked looks and afterward said, "Could I camp here until tomorrow?" 

I needed to return home and tell my better half that I wasn't right, and she was correct. On the off chance that I had a nickel for each time I conceded that I wasn't right, I would be a rich individual. 

Yet, this week, my better half committed her error, and I had the option to take advantage of it. 

She got back from shopping at Publix, and I think without speculation, she said as she was coming into the kitchen, "The Young lady Scouts are selling treats at Publix today." 

There are numerous things she says that I can't hear. I don't know whether it's my ears for sure. For reasons unknown, I got on this expression about the Young lady Scout treats. 

I attempted to stay peaceful and quiet. I knew whether I worked up any energy, she would get on to what she said to me. As indicated by her, I'm extremely restricted with regards to the treats I'm permitted to eat. Her inclination would be that I eat no treats while I have breath in my noses. 

I recall when she advised me, "You can't eat no treats!" 

I grinned on the grounds that she didn't have the foggiest idea what she said. A twofold adverse equivalents a positive. A great many people don't get that. 

The subsequent stage was to sort out some way to take off from the house and go to Publix without someone in the house discovering. 

I didn't have the foggiest idea how I would do this. I considered the big picture and attempted to concoct the ideal arrangement. 

At that point, a chance opened up that I would never have expected. 

"I failed to remember something at Publix," my significant other said, "would you have the opportunity to go to Publix and get this for me?" 

I think that its extremely difficult to quell humorous giggling under conditions like this. I tried sincerely and seriously said, "Gracious, my dear. I can go at the present time, and there's no issue by any stretch of the imagination." 

Like enchantment, I vanished from the house and began the vehicle before I even got in it and set out toward Publix. Everything I could consider was those magnificently tasty Young lady Scout treats. All things considered, when I purchase Young lady Scout treats, I'm assisting with supporting some youngsters who need it. That is my story, and I'm adhering to it. 

Approaching the young ladies at Publix, I nearly failed to remember what I had come to get. 

I took a gander at them and said, "I'll be back after I go do some shopping." 

I'm generally on the up and up, and I returned, and since I was unable to decide concerning what treats I needed to buy, I did the courteous thing and got one of every treat they had available to be purchased. The amount it cost has no relativity to my longing for these treats. 

As I put the pack on the kitchen table, my better half ended up taking a gander at it and said to me, "Those are not Young lady Scout treats, right?" 

"Isn't that what you needed me to purchase?" 

She just gazed at me, yet everything I could consider was eating that first treat. 

As I savored the experience of eating that first treat, I was helped to remember what David said in one of his Songs, "Joy thyself likewise in the Master; and he will give you the longings of thine heart" (Hymns 37:4). 

However much I thoroughly enjoy these treats, my more prominent pleasure is in the Master. As I have a great time the Master, I appreciate every one of the delights of that relationship.